Here at theChive, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Proceeds from this launch will go to a Chive Charities recipient that needs our help. And we plan on collectively getting him what’s needed for them to thrive.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a John Resig coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to theCHIVE HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2022.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 5
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.